Children's Books That Didn't Make It

Ok. As I've already been told, I'm probably going to hell for posting this, but it's just too funny not to and we all need a little holiday cheer and chuckle. Please know that I did not come up with these. I'm just plagiarising someone elses not-so-politically correct writing. If I knew who the real author was, I would be happy to give credit to them, but I don't.

CHILDREN’S BOOKS THAT DIDN’T MAKE IT

1. You Are Different and That’s Bad.
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables.
3. Dad’s New Wife, Robert.
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share.
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book.
6. The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking.
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her.
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.
9. All Cats Go to Hell.
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched.
11. Some Kittens Can Fly.
12. That’s It, I’m Putting You Up For Adoption.
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket.
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator.
15. Garfield Gets Leukemia.
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy.
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy.
18. Whining, Kicking, and Crying to Get your Way.
19. You Were an Accident.
20. Things Rich Kids Have But You Never Will.
21. Pop Goes the Hamster and Other Great Microwave Games.
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan.
23. Your Nightmares Are Real.
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School.
26. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things.
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry.
29. Dealing With A.D.D., Hey Look A New Bike